1. Do these shirts come in different colors other than the ones shown?
-No, what you see is what is currently available.

2. Can I have this shirt in a tank top, a v-neck, a ladie's tee, a baby onesie,etc,etc?
-No, sorry, again what you see is what is currently available,(unisex) however there are plans to expand the body styles in which these designs will be available. I have had several requests for ladies styles, and I'll get them up as soon as I can!

3. Do these shirts shrink?
-Just a little bit over time...My friend still wears one of the first batch I ever made, and it's held up pretty well.

4.If the size I need is not available, will you have more in stock soon?
-Of course! I try to keep all sizes in stock, but naturally some sell out faster than others. I do appreciate your patience in allowing me time to restock, however, as a small-scale specialty designer, products require money! Feel free to e-mail me anytime for specific sizes that I may be out of.
(joannamulder@gmail.com)

5. How much do these shirts cost?
-I get this question more than ANY other, even though it is posted in several places. T-shirts cost $20.00, not including shipping.

6. How much is shipping on t-shirts?
-Domestic shipping is $5.00, Priority Mail

7. Do you ship internationally?
-At this time, sorry,no. I have had too many people overseas get impatient with me as shipping overseas does require more time, and they have been very nasty to me. You can thank those jerks for ruining it for rest of you...

8. How do I pay?
-I currently only accept PayPal, and those payments can be sent to joannamulder@gmail.com

9. You are not very smart and sent me the wrong size/color/item. Can I get the item I originally requested?
-Woops. Yeah, my shirts might feature creatures and beings from other planets, but I'm only human. Sometimes I make mistakes. Don't judge me. Of course I will make any wrong orders right, and will probably send you a little extra make-up gift to make the boo-boo all better. However, I do require that you send the flub back to me. We'll work it out, together!

9.Are you on Facebook?
-Yep! Hit me up! Joanna Mulder is the name, Facebookin' is my game.

10. Is that Bela Lugosi kissing C3PO?
-For the kazillionth time, NO. I'm sorry my drawing skills are so crap that you can't recognize Data from Star Trek. If you think it's Dracula, then you can't have a shirt. EVER.

11. Are you ever going to have any new t-shirts, or are you just going to continue selling these same ones forever?
-There are some new designs in the works, however, like I said before products require money...and time! I will keep you posted with up to date developments however, via Facebook or my blog!

12. Has Brent Spiner or Peter Mayhew ever seen these?
-Yes. Brent Spiner hates me, and Peter Mayhew loves me.

13. "That is SO WRONG."
-If you say this to me like hundreds of fellow cliche' citizens before you, you can't have a shirt. EVER.

14. Can I buy the original art for these products?
-Have I mentioned that I love your hairdo? And did you lose weight? Let's talk...

If I have not answered your many twisted questions here, please e-mail me. I am a very friendly person, and will gladly field questions, whether they be pertaining to my products, illustration projects you'd like to hire me for, or relationship advice...

Thank you!